You turn that bag of dog food over and look at the ingredient panel. OMG, WTH, YGBKM. Those aren't the ingredients, they're your response Oh my goodness, what the heck, you gotta be kidding me (you may be familiar with a slightly different version of this texting shorthand).
But they might as well be the ingredients since you can't pronounce them, either. You picture some mad scientist formulating the food with toxic chemicals, knowing that dogs are gonna die bwahaha.